"The right person will think you shit roses from your ass" even if you haven’t washed your hair in a week
- I am open minded (at least I hope I am)
- I put great effort in what I do
- I am quite good with babies
- I try to be always there for my friends and family
- Even if I may seem a cynical freak at a first look, I’m quite the opposite.
Satisfying things: thinking about what to do for levihan au week.
A large part of us levihan shippers already has this headcanon of Levi being very unexpectedly soft and kind with his son\daughter.
But when Hanji and Levi will eventually become grandparents, I bet Levi will pratically MELT on the floor when their grandsons are around.
He will try to control himself, only to literally lose his shit when alone with the babies.
Hanji obviously discovers him and won’t leave him in peace for weeks, telling how kind and tender her husband has become.
ALERT ALERT ALERT Levi crawling with his grandchildren on the carpet… I’m dying.
((Oh god, I’m pretty terrified for her! Honestly, I don’t care if Levi is Mikasa’s brother, creepy old uncle, or the clan wetnurse, I just don’t want him to have to go through all this shit without Hanji by his side! Hopefully, she’ll at least take Moblit with her while she travels, but then again, I can totally see that becoming a disaster too- or at least failing to halt one. I’m sorry, I know this isn’t comforting! I’d really love for Hanji to come out of all this alive, but fuck if this isn’t an ominous ass setup. But maybe Isayama’s editor talked him out of offing her like he did with Sasha? Because I still think that she has a lot to contribute to the story- especially in terms of figuring out what the higgity hell Eren’s dad is keeping in that goddamn basement. She is like, the scientist of the series (no idea how much scientific knowledge Moblit has. It’s horrible, but…if they’re going to kill someone soon, I would much much MUCH rather it be him?), so I’d say she’s at least fairly crucial in that way. She’s politically sharp, a free thinker, and probably pretty much the only one outside the church that has any real idea what’s going on with these stupid titans.
And you know what; maybe we’re just making too big a deal out of this whole “going off on her own thing”. She could just miraculously show up chatting with Erwin next chapter without any mention of Abe Lincon Murder McKill Face stalking her on the trail and then zip on back to Levi and the others without so much as a stubbed toe. Plus, if the whole plan is to make it look like the Scouting Legion is committing atrocities, it would be best to have them appear mostly unscathed, while others took their fall, wouldn’t it? Let’s just make a Hanji prayer circle, rely on these facts/ideas, and hope to holy hell that the perfect little dorkface doesn’t end up screaming encouragement to the others from the afterlife any time soon. <3))
Someone will die in the next chapter. I can feel it.
*agonizes on the desk* WHERE ARE THE TRANSLATIONS