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whisperingf0rests:

artbymoga:

Most importantly: you’re stronger than you think.

WHY DOES THIS NOT HAVE MORE NOTES

dingdongyouarewrong:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

exactly

substiel:

Some guy just whistled at me while driving by and my dad goes “don’t worry, that was for me”

trash-god:

Erwin’s Toupée (part 1)

I’d like to apologize on behalf of myself

Fun fact: I have no idea on what is the pronunciation of Hanji’s name, and in my head it sounds something like “Angie” (just similar, not totally like “Angie”)
Not so fun fact: I just listened to Angie (the Rolling Stones’s song) thinking about levihan and now I’m crying.

luudsimas:

LeviHan AU headcanon:

Levi is a writer and he is dying. (Put some disease here). He wants to live his last moments how he never could. He sells his house, car, almost everything and travel to another country.

When Levi arrives, after a few days, he sees a woman on beach. She always stays there a few moments until grow dark and left. This repeat for weeks, he never talks to her, only looks. And he starts to write about her, he writes about what she could be thinking.

One day, he goes to a dance club and there he recognizes her. Finally, Levi discovers that her name is Hanji and she is a dancer teacher. She loves Tango (blame me, tango is too sexy, I can’t) and after a million of things (talks, flirts, laughs, and this kind of thing) Hanji invites him to dance with her on a tango competition. It will be her last dance. She doesn’t tell why, only asks it and he agrees.

They practice a lot. (Put here sexual tension, more flirts, and everything you want). And one month after, they go to this competition and win the second place. She is happy and although he isn’t smiling, Levi is happy too. One hour, she finally says that she will die soon and everything that she wanted, were to dance her last dance with passion and love, and although she was dying, she had found everything in him. He tells about his disease and she cries.

They still have a few months. So, they married, travel more, he finishes the book and gives it to a friend (like Erwin, Mike whatever) and they die together during the sleep. They are buried together. Levi had asked to this friend, to read a an excerpt of the book before he dies. And is something like:

"There are a lot of things that I wanted to tell to her. But everybody knows that I wasn’t a good speaker. I never believed in love stories, because I never fall in love. When I met her, I catch me totally fascinated about her, there was something in her eyes that inspired life. Is it ironic, isn’t is? I found on her my breath of life, and we both were dying. But while I was with her, I never thought in my death. In our death. Everything I thought in her eyes, in her smile and in the heat of her arms. And when the end finally comes, I wouldn’t die, I only would reborn with her."

How to Make a Baby: A step by step guide.

lonelywriter42:

"Mommy?" Petra asked.

"Yes, baby," Hange muttered as she finished washing the dishes.

"How are babies made?"

The words hung in the air of the kitchen. Hange threw Levi a desperate look but he jumped to his feet and disappeared out the door before she could even say anything.

Hange took a deep breath and turned to her daughter with a raised eyebrow. “What brought this question, sweetie?”

"You have a baby in your tummy, don’t you?" Petra’s eyebrows were drawn together as she studied Hange’s five month pregnancy bump.

Hange let out a deep sigh. “Yes, baby, I do.”

"How did it get there?" Petra turned wide hazel eyes on her mother. "Did you eat it? That’s how my tummy gets big."

Hange blinked before shaking her head. “No, Petra. I didn’t eat the baby.”

"Then how?” Petra whined. “Can I get a baby in my belly?”

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feelmetal-alchemist:

roymaes:

which is worse: dad jokes or dead jokes?

Dead dad jokes

commanders-pants:

"The right person will think you shit roses from your ass" even if you haven’t washed your hair in a week

czerwik:

Because artist Jean and his Muse (OAD2) made me draw jealous Marco, my sweetest avenger. >u>”’ Sorry! 

burdge:

yooooooo

burdge:

yooooooo

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

levi and hange finding each other in the afterlife after the final battle keeps me awake at night.
and levi actually smiling tho *throws myself off a high ledge*

drinkyourfuckingmilk:

levi and hange finding each other in the afterlife after the final battle keeps me awake at night.

and levi actually smiling tho *throws myself off a high ledge*

Anonymous
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(this is from tumblr user bartimaeu2) Once you get this you have to say 5 nice things about yourself publicly and then send it to 10 of your favorite followers (not back to me, I did it already). Thinking good thoughts about yourself is hard but it will make you feel better so give it a go, for the sake of spreading positivity! (◠‿◠✿)

- I am open minded (at least I hope I am)
- I put great effort in what I do
- I am quite good with babies
- I try to be always there for my friends and family
- Even if I may seem a cynical freak at a first look, I’m quite the opposite.